And his less-than-dazzling prose is accompanied by several photos of Williams which have been specially chosen so you can do just that.
MailOnline Editor Martin Clarke said last year:
News is far more important to us that showbiz. News is what drives our site.
Well, the Williams story is filed in the News section:
So it rather depends on what you call 'news'. Clarke's definition seems to be stretching it.
But it's not just the lack of news value, it's that the Mail sees value in running an article which is all about looking up a woman's skirt.