'Celebrity-mad'

A short item from Press Gazette's Grey Cardigan, spotted by Roy Greenslade:

The Daily Mail’s take on the Wayne Rooney affair:

'Miss Wood, 23, a university lecturer’s daughter, and Miss Thompson, 21, the privately-educated child of a wealthy oil company executive, have turned out to be flag-bearers for the celebrity-mad, lascivious culture that has consumed the nation.'

And at the bottom of the piece?

'Have you got a story on a celebrity? Call the Daily Mail showbusiness desk on 0207 938 6364 or 0207 938 6683.'

Brilliant!

(Meanwhile, the Mail has only managed to squeeze a meagre 26 photos of Miss Thompson into this single article.)