'When Paddy groped Sally!' See what they did there? If only the large photo didn't completely discredit the claim in the headline.
In the blurb under the 'exclusive' claim, the Star even admits Paddy Doherty only:
appeared to make a grab for his BB bosom buddy.
'Appeared to' - but didn't really.
Sally Bercow - who now writes a column for the Daily Star Sunday - said on Twitter that the front page was 'hilarious nonsense'.
She was half right.