'Calm down'

The front page of today's Express contained a response to the queues that had been seen at many petrol stations over the last few days:

The article by Macer Hall and Dana Gloger began:

Britain was last night urged to calm down and stop the petrol panic

Calm down and stop the panic. Wise words. If only it hadn't come after the paper had already written this:

And, particularly, this:

(Big hat-tip to Dan Hollinsworth)