Freed detainee moans: Britain is just too cold, stormed the Express (26 Feb 09), in one of its typically balanced and proportionate reports about a Muslim.
The background to this story? Moazzam Begg says that Binyam Mohammed has come from Cuba - where it's 26C - to London - where it's 10C - and hadn't yet re-acclimatised, so 'he’s been wearing a jacket most of the time'.
Bloody hell, how dare he! Send him back to Morocco to torture him straight away for such insults!
Surely moaning about the British weather is the Express' job after all.