The 'story' at the top of the page shows it isn't just the Mail that is obsessed with The Only Way Is Essex. This being the Star, the headline seems to imply that Jordan is to 'join' the show. In fact, she just happens (ahem) to be on holiday in the same place as some of the TOWIE cast.
In the Star's article, it includes the 'news' that:
Reports claimed Amy was set to quit the show to star in her own reality series about her life in the spotlight.
And where did those 'reports' appear?
Ah. Still, at least the Star has 'exclusively' revealed the truth:
But she exclusively told us: “I’m not leaving and I love being on the show.”
And by 'exclusively', they mean, she told her 300,000 followers on Twitter she wasn't leaving. Five days ago.
That tweet was picked up by the MailOnline's regular Twitter-watcher Georgina Littlejohn, who leapt into action to produce 'I'm not leaving': Amy Childs denies reports she has quit The Only Way Is Essex. So someone denying an untrue story in one paper becomes a story for another media outlet.
Georgina, who coincidentally works for the same news outlet as her dad Richard, explained:
Amy Childs has come out in defence of reports that she has quit the show after a bust-up with Mark Wright over hogging the limelight at the awards.
'In defence of reports'?
Anyway, back to the Daily Star Sunday's front page, and their lead story Pippa pervs: Sick German's target Royal sister. The article explains:
Royal sister Pippa Middleton got the Pip last night after an undie-Hans attack by a kinky German snapper.
And the paper is so appalled by this disgraceful behaviour, it reveals exactly where you can see the photos:
Pictures revealing her panties were spread across Germany’s biggest selling Bild newspaper yesterday and all over its website, which can be accessed by British readers.
The article continues:
The briefs encounter – proudly dubbed the “Panties Blitzer” by the newspaper – shows Pippa revealing all as she gets into a car in London last week.
“When the 27-year-old beauty on Wednesday in London rose in her car, she accidentally granted a glimpse of her panties,” leers the paper in its English language version.
Imagine that? Surely no British newspaper would be so 'sick' as to 'leer' over Pippa Middleton?
Well, the Daily Star has referred to 'perky Pippa' and 'Her Royal Hotness', and called her 'sexy' and 'queen of the hotties' with a 'banging body' and the 'phwoar factor'. They've said her bum is her 'biggest ass-et' and have at least twice published pictures just focussing on her bum, including one that was on the front page. The latest was this one which came attached to an article that included a suspiciously anonymous quote:
And it's not just Bild's 'perving' that the paper is (not really) outraged about:
And the mangled caption continues: “With their unwanted Panties Blitzer, Pippa to its reputation as ‘Her Royal Hotness’ fair – not only the British are very excited about her sexy appearance.”
The caption is 'mangled', of course, because the Daily Star Sunday hack has simply clicked Google Translate and copied and pasted that translation.
And who is the hack responsible for this lazy, pathetic, hypocritical nonsense?
It's ex-News of the World Royal Correspondent, and former jailbird and phone-hacker Clive Goodman.
Who better to complain, in a Sunday red-top, about such an invasion of privacy?