On Saturday night, News of the World showbiz editor Dan Wootton had an
exclusive to share with his 90,000 Twitter followers:

And if they missed that, he
followed it up seven minutes later with:

Ninety minutes later, there was
more:
Two minutes later:

And there was yet another plug
one minute after that:

On
Sky News on Sunday morning, Wootton admitted it wasn't actually a done deal - Cole hadn't actually agreed to go back - but he said
'all the indications are that she will'.
Did she?
Well, Wootton
updated his followers today, without using his caps lock or the words
'sensational' or
'bombshell':

She won't?
Oh.