Migrationwatch are advertising for a Director of Research. An opportunity to earn £45,000 for emailing press releases to the Mail explaining how there are too many evil immigrants in the UK, it sounds like very easy money.
Anton Vowl's application is here. 5CC can always be relied upon to take apart Migrationwatch's 'research'.
Some personal favourites from this blog: the stupidly worded poll (makes that polls), the million failed asylum seekers joining the NHS queue (which was plucked out of the air), and the amazing assumptions behind 'Each illegal immigrant to cost us £1m'.
Migrationwatch say they are:
recognised as the leading source for independent expert commentary on matters relating to migration into and out of the United Kingdom.
Apart from by themselves and the tabloids, who 'recognises' them as that?
Also from Anton, the Express gets into a 'fury' about @dianainheaven on Twitter. Good.
Over at Angry Mob, Uponnothing reveals how the Mail changed a headline on an anti-Gordon Brown story when the comments turned against them; and another classic example of the Mail choosing to highlight crime based on race.
The Daily Quail looked at Melanie McDonagh's unbelievable defence of Jan Moir, whose infamous column about Stephen Gately was, apparently:
off-message but factually truthful.
This despite the fact the coroner had said the death was natural and Moir said it wasn't. Still can't blame McDonagh for missing that news - the Mail buried it at the bottom of page 36.
Also worth reading is a post on the Beer Blog of Pete Brown (via Jeff Pickthall) - a look at how the media distorted figures on children and alcohol.
Meanwhile, 5CC has looked at why the Mail seems to have fallen out of love with Julie Spence.
Talking of the Mail and love: look - it's Kim Kardashian wearing two dresses in one night.
That article included yet another example of 'look what [insert name] has posted on Twitter', which the media seems to lazily rely on for celebrity gossip these days.
A particularly curious example of this was when The Sun took a jokey tweet from pop singer Katy Perry and turned into an actual article about her 'skipping work to watch porn'. But they hid some of what she said with this exceptionally cryptic bit of censorship:
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Back to the Mail and their oh-so-consistent coverage of swine flu continued with this article:
It's official, the swine flu 'pandemic' is over (shame it cost us £1billion and scared thousands witless)
'Scared thousands witless'? Good job the Mail wasn't involved in any of that. Oh:
How swine flu could be a bigger threat to humanity than nuclear warfare
That was another gem from Michael Hanlon, the Mail's Science Editor, who also produced this astonishing piece of scaremongering nonsense:
Killers in your kitchen: Gender-bending packaging, exploding floor cleaners and toasters more deadly than sharks...
'Gender-bending packaging'? Really?
Over on the evil Facebook, Hugh has created a list of all the things the Mail says give you cancer, from bras to chips, peanut butter to talc, and, of course, Facebook itself.
Another Mail obsession is ageism. When Arlene Phillips was replaced as a judge on Strictly Come Dancing, the Mail was delighted to bash the BBC over claims of ageism and wrote lots of supportive articles about her.
Until she dared go outside without make-up on. Then she looked:
ensured she looked her 66 years.
With friends like that...
In Amanda Platell's unsurprisingly useless review of 2009, she called Alesha Dixon, Phillips' Strictly replacement, 'Clot of the Year'. She wrote she was:
Nicknamed 'Ditto' Dixon because of the hopeless way she drearily parroted her fellow judges' comments
Dixon was, of course, nicknamed 'Ditto' by, err, Platell. That doesn't really count.
And Platell's unjustifably nasty attacks on women (and they almost always are on women) continued into 2010, when she turned on Andy Murray's mum for no apparent reason at all:
Of course I'll celebrate if Andy Murray wins tomorrow's Australian Open final, but does he really have to grimace like a savage?
You wonder what makes a young man so full of ugly, uncontrolled rage - and then you see his fishwife mother screaming from the sidelines.
(Hat-tip to the contributors of the Mailwatch Forum)