Alas, nine paragraphs into the story, this quote from the car's owner:
'And the engine turned over when we tried it with the starter handle, but I didn't try to start her up in case I did any damage but I'm sure it would go'.
Then last week, the Mail produced this tale of the unexpected:
He 'appears' to have come back from the dead? Really?
Well, no. The cat the family buried looked like Alfie, but wasn't actually their pet moggie at all.
As one of the comments says:
(Hat-tips to Jeff Pickthall and the Mailwatch Forum)