(By contrast, the Mail has not produced one single article about the death of Jimmy Mubenga, despite their usual obsession with immigration issues.)
But in the 'pointless-stories-giving-free-publicity-to-TV-shows' stakes, Saturday's Sun will take some beating. They went with 'woman dyes hair, prepares for TV show':
Even Sky News presenter Matt Smith was unimpressed. He said, with a sigh:
Yes, that's really on the front of the Sun.