On Sunday, this blog noted how the Express seems to think every problem is 'chaos' and every bit of criticism is 'fury'.
And, true to form, two days later, this:
And since Sunday, those hacks at the Express have been utterly, bewilderingly obsessed by weather 'chaos'.
Wintry weather brings travel chaos, Eurostar: more chaos could be ahead, Eurostar orders review after chaos, More travel chaos as snow freezes, Weather: Christmas getaway chaos, Travel chaos and accidents on icy roads, Man dies in fall at station as Arctic weather causes chaos and 14 killed in Britain snow chaos.
That's two weather chaos stories per day this week.
And to top it all off, a stunning exclusive on today's front page:
Of course, snowbound generally means shut in or blockaded by snow. Can anyone go on a shopping spree when they are literally snowbound?
But the real 'story' the Express thinks is front page news is that people go shopping on Christmas Eve.