First she was dragged into a fascinating 'story' about her sister's marriage. Then they covered the pic she posted on her Twitter when she was at the dentist, which led Mail columnist Lauren Booth to complain about seeing her at the dentist.
Her other sister then gave birth so she was mentioned again, and they followed that with the less-than-impressed reviews of her acting appearance in 'CSI: New York'. But an evident lack of talent isn't going to stop them.
So on Tuesday - her sixth appearance so far this month - they decided to go into quite excessive detail about an advert she has done for a fast food outlet. In which she eats chicken salad. There are five screenshots, an embedded video of the whole ad to (ahem) enjoy and lots of breathless description:
in another scene she is seen in the bath, naked, covered only by bubbles as she pops a slice of apple into her mouth.
Phwoar, eh? They say the ad is a:
reenactment of her sex tape
although a sex-tape where the woman is clothed and eating chicken must be a strange one.
And then, in an amusing typo:
That's 'writing'. Not 'writhing'.
That's what happens when you type one-handed...