'Three dancers struggle to lift Mariah Carey,' it says, illustrated with this picture:
Which shows two lifting her quite easily.
The accompanying words read:
Wow, MARIAH CAREY seems to have put on some serious timber judging by these pictures.
I feel for the three dancers straining to lift the diva's junk-laden trunk...
Looking at the combined muscle the blokes had to use to hoist her off the ground, it might be better for Mariah to stick to floor routines from now on.
She's getting too heavy to Carey.
Nice. Of course, just a quick look at that pic shows Carey isn't anything like as 'heavy' or 'huge' as they make out.
Indeed, they admitted as much a couple of weeks ago, when they wrote:
the singer was on fine natural form at a screening of her new movie Precious in Toronto last night.
Clad in a black dress highlighting her actual boobs, Mariah proved she doesn't need computer geeks to make her look hot.
Still, got to make a narrative out of the photos they have bought somehow.