Today's Mail has an absolutely fascinating news story on the right-hand side of its front page:
Girl who married Anne Diamond's husband leaves him...for a woman.
So a woman who is married to someone who used to be married to someone who used to be on telly starts a new relationship.
Astounding stuff, isn't it?
The rest of this tale of the utmost national importance is on page seven.
Just for comparison, remember the Mail's coverage of the Haiti earthquake? They never put it on the front page of the paper - which even the Daily Star managed to do - and the day after the disaster struck, the Mail's coverage was on pages 12 and 13.
But this drivel is on pages one and seven.
Mail Editor Paul Dacre gets paid well over £1m a year for making decisions like that.